Contemplating celibacy.

Celeste and I have this agreement that all men are assholes.  They are simple creatures who don't care about anyone but themselves.  Women have to always justify their asshole actions, as if they aren't being assholes.  But the truth is, they are.  All of them!  And yes, even you.  And you.  and sometimes you.

Our plan of action:

To have a boyfriend who is distant and makes tons of money who can throw us a few bills for our rent, our food, our fun, etc...  And also, someone to have sex with on the side.  We would have no need for jobs.  We wouldn't have to have commitment with meaning (but that's ok because there is no such thing) and that means there is more time for us to hang out!  

If only we were as heartless and if only we lacked feelings on all fronts.